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EAT THE SHEET

by BLOTTERZ

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Jordan Jacobs Raw, energized, offensive. Perfect Favorite track: The Things My Baby Do.
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Poor People 03:49
POOR PEOPLE i ain't got no pot to piss in, i ain't got no window to throw it out i ain't got no food to eat, motherfucker you were wonderin' what im mad about it ain't no big mistake, fat cats takin' every last slice of that cake meanwhile my heats cut off, big wigs gonna make me shiver and shake they'll make me shiver and shake they'll make me shiver and shake they'll make me shiver and a' shake.. oh that's the nitty baby, aww thats the gritty yes indeed oh its pretty crazy, livin by the mercy of your greed oh that's the nitty baby, aww thats the gritty yes indeed oh its pretty crazy, when poor people are a' droppin to the sound of the beat to the sound of the beat to the sound of the beat to the sound of the beat i ain't got no place to sleep, i ain't got no home to call my own life's got me shoulder deep, slow rollin' like a boulder over my bones poor zombies roam the street, underneath the eye of a government drone it ain't to hard to see, empty houses just sittin' on unpaid loans on unpaid loans on unpaid loans on unpaid loans.. oh that's the nitty baby, aww thats the gritty yes indeed oh its pretty crazy, livin by the mercy of your greed oh that's the nitty baby, aww thats the gritty yes indeed oh its pretty crazy, when poor people are a' droppin to the sound of the beat i ain't got no place to bleed, i ain't got no money to fix my pain cant get me what i need, im hurtin' so bad man its insane feels like im spoiled meat, feels like they are gonna let me die in the street oh but im not alone, poor people are a' droppin to the sound of the beat to the sound of the beat to the sound of the beat to the sound of the beat
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SORRY NOT SORRY sorry im not nice enough for you but this is how i feel so this is what im gonna say and do sorry that i don't quite fit your mold i don't like the rules so im not ever gonna do what im told take a deep breath.. exhale slow.. sorry if it seems like i fucking hate you but im not sorry cuz its how i actually feel about you sorry im not sorry or fuckin' fake dude.. but all you passive fuckers are the reason that i seem so rude you sad motherfuckers are pissin' me off sad prick, limp dick motherfuckers, always goin' soft you sad motherfuckers are makin' me mad im squishin' you under my shoe, without feelin' bad.. sorry i don't cater to your feelings i don't wanna hear another word about how you feel not til you stop tryna give me psychic healings what do you think, im some kinda jerk? get real take a deep breath.. exhale slow.. sorry i wont give you what you want man but phony bologna is a thing that i cant stand sorry i dont wanna see your junk band that bullshit was groomed for the garbage can take a deep breath.. exhale slow.. you sad motherfuckers are pissin' me off sad prick, limp dick motherfuckers, always goin' soft you sad motherfuckers are makin' me mad im squishin' you under my shoe, without feelin' bad.. sorry im not nice enough for you but this is how i feel so this is what im gonna say and do
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Dabs 03:00
DABS hey baby, ya came and gave me the buzz hit me so hard, i didn't know what it was its ooey ooey gooey gooey good supreme the kind of thing that you only find in a dream i dont know quite what just hit me, but i know its good id just like to thank whoever, put it in my hood i dont think i would feel better, even if i could when anxiety gets the best of me maybe think i should, maybe think you should.. i wanna take another dab i wanna take another dab i wanna take another dab hey baby, you came and gave me the grin hit me so hard, i took it strait on the chin its ooey ooey gooey gonna make you weeze and its only 65% thc i dont know quite what just hit me, but i know its good id just like to thank whoever, put it in my hood i dont think i would feel better, even if i could when anxiety gets the best of me maybe think i should, maybe think you should.. i wanna take another dab i wanna take another dab i wanna take another dab i dont know quite what just hit me, but i know its good id just like to thank whoever, put it in my hood i dont think i would feel better, even if i could when anxiety gets the best of me maybe think i should, maybe think you should.. i wanna take another dab i wanna take another dab i wanna take another dab
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No Warrant 02:08
NO WARRANT cop car in the front-yard, two suites step out and walk my way im sweating, im starting to shake, im tryna figure out what im gonna say my girl, shes scared she starts to cry, i tell her to hide and meditate i wont let them take you back, wont let them take you back to the pcj i don't consent to search and seizure i dont consent to search and seizure i dont consent to search and seizure i dont consent what you can do is fuck off! what you can do is fuck off! what you can do is fuck off! and take your white supremacy with you take your dirty gun and badge with you take your lack of empathy with you trespassing through the back door, i told you once that you cant come in i already told you once fucker, you bet your ass that i'll tell you again how many rights does a cop think you get to keep? how many sheep does it take for a pig to sleep? no answer to the riddle of the crooked cop, just like my door, when the police knock i don't consent to search and seizure i dont consent to search and seizure i dont consent to search and seizure i dont consent what you can do is fuck off! what you can do is fuck off! what you can do is fuck off! and take your white supremacy with you take your dirty gun and badge with you take your lack of empathy with you and don't come back
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I WISH YOU'D FIRE ME im just a dish-pit dipshit, incompetent, oily zit modern slave on the day shift but atleast im not a spoiled shit now im servin' up the lunch rush fucking people everywhere when you said you're gonna hit me everybody did stare all i ever did was work hard all i ever did was care you make me wish that i felt sick you make me wish i wasn't there i wish you'd fire me i wish you'd fire me i wish you'd fire me i wish you'd fire me i wish you'd ugh.. another day in paradise yeah im livin' the dream when they said you could be anything its not as true as it seems now every time i look at you all i wanna do is scream cuz poverty's a sickness because you know its a disease i wish you'd fire me i wish you'd fire me i wish you'd fire me i wish you'd fire me i wish you'd aaaaahhhhhhhh i wish you'd aaaaahhhhhhhh i wish you'd aaaaahhhhhhhh i wish you'd aaaaahhhhhhhh fuck you i quit
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BUS RIDE HOME i cant wait for the bus ride home im gonna be so fuckin' stoned, oh baby.. oh yeah you know i will wait for the three and the forty-two and daydream of coming home to you, oh baby.. oh yeah you know its true oh baby.. oh baby what can i say? oh baby.. oh baby what can i do? when baby i need you when baby i need you i love you more than words could say im slidin' down south tacoma way, oh baby.. and im rollin' a j.. im so anxious just to see your face im ridin' home like im runnin' a race, oh baby.. i bet you're lookin' great! oh baby.. oh baby what can i say? oh baby.. oh baby what can i do? when baby i need you when baby i need you alright come on! im so bored and im out of my gourd ready as hell, just to pull that cord, oh baby.. makin' my way towards you you make it hard to contain my joy you make me feel just like a little boy, oh baby.. you make me feel so good oh baby.. just like i knew knew knew you would! oh baby.. oh baby what can i do? when baby i need you when baby i need you
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MENTAL ILLNESS way down in a deep depression screamin' down the street yellin' at every clueless face, that i, that i happen to see everybody says "hes so crazy, hes a fuckin' freak" but they don't know about the darkness, that lives inside of me don't act like you give a shit when in reality you don't even care a bit yeah go ahead and walk away carry on, go about your selfish day cause everybody knows, everybody see's nobody does a fucking thing everybody knows, everybody see's nobody does a fucking thing everyone is there everyone's aware but does anybody really care? everyone is there everyone's aware but does anybody really care? but does anybody really care? hey is anybody really there..? way down in a sick obsession and just let me rot take part in every little privilege that, that i have not go ahead and say im "crazy" go head and tear me apart ignore my mental illness and my bleeding fucking heart don't act like you give a shit when in reality you don't even care a bit yeah go ahead and walk away carry on, go about your selfish day cause everybody knows, everybody see's nobody does a fucking thing everybody knows, everybody see's nobody does a fucking thing everyone is there everyone's aware but does anybody really care? everyone is there everyone's aware but does anybody really care? but does anybody really care? hey is anybody really there..?
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Hypocrite 02:58
HYPOCRITE opportunist with a camera these eyes have seen what a tape wont gimme gimme gimme social cancer these eyes have seen what a tape wont come on burn me baby that's the answer these eyes have seen what a tape wont you're only talkin' shit, you're a hypocrite ive seen what a tape wont ive seen what a tape wont ive seen what a tape wont love it or hate it, but ive seen what a tape wont i ain't tryna cover my shit im well aware baby, that im, that im covered in it i know that i ain't been right i still wouldn't do what you do, yeah ain't no day, no fuckin' night, no! you're a hypocrite you're a hypocrite you're a hypocrite and you do the same shit i do you're a hypocrite you're a hypocrite you're a hypocrite and you do. the. same. shit. i. do. you do. the. same. shit. i do. now nail me to the cross these eyes have seen what a tape wont crucify me baby its your loss these eyes have seen what a tape wont put my head int the guillotine these eyes have seen what a tape wont you're only talkin' shit, you're a hypocrite ive seen what a tape wont ive seen what a tape wont ive seen what a tape wont love it or hate it, but ive seen what a tape wont i ain't tryna cover my shit im well aware baby, that im, that im covered in it i know that i ain't been right i still wouldn't do what you do, yeah ain't no day, no fuckin' night, no! you're a hypocrite you're a hypocrite you're a hypocrite and you do the same shit i do you're a hypocrite you're a hypocrite you're a hypocrite and you do. the. same. shit. i. do. you do. the. same. shit. i do.
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FOUR DEAD COPS i don't care about four dead cops i wish that they would all be shot blue lives don't exist blue lives don't exist makes no difference blood or bane if you swear blue you're all the same blue lives don't exist blue lives don't exist..
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NOT MY PRESIDENT not my president, fuck no! and if you support that piece of shit, fuck you! not my president, yeah, you'll see im the man on the cross, im the boss motherfucker, thats me calling alt-right fascist nation ive come to spill your guts on the fucking pavement your fuckboy leader can not save you from militant groups forming in our basements you can grab'em by the pussy if you want, if you really really want, if you really really want to but id rather see a bullet in your head, yeah a bullet in your head, yeah a bullet in your head yeah! you can grab'em by the pussy if you want, if you really really want, if you really really want to but id rather mask.. and smash your fucking face! smash your fucking face smash your fucking face make you disappear... not my president, fuck no! and if you support that piece of shit, fuck you too! not my president, yeah, no way! and i dont care what any of you have to say calling alt-right fascist nation ive come to spill your guts on the fucking pavement your fuckboy leader can not save you from the hate that i feel inside my heart fuck you you can grab'em by the pussy if you want, if you really really want, if you really really want to but id rather see a bullet in your head, yeah a bullet in your head, yeah a bullet in your head yeah! you can grab'em by the pussy if you want, if you really really want, if you really really want to but id rather mask.. and smash your fucking face!
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SHE'S A ROCK N' ROLL MUSE shes so goddamn strange yeah shes somethin' else i love that little rock n' roller more than i, than i love myself shes so god damn strange and i cant complain shes so smart intellectual art, with a, with a sturdy frame shes so goddamn weird got me goin' wild shes so hot makin' real hot seem so, seem so fuckkin' mild shes so god damn strange yeah shes so bizarre makin' world history, mystery girl, just a' ridin' in my car.. shes a rock n' roll muse got me so confused she my, she my mystery baby shes a rock n' roll muse got me singin' the blues she got me, got me goin' crazy from her intense stairs to her i don't cares shes got room for me but no need for squares yeah she my, she my rock n' roll muse my my mystery baby.. shes so goddamn strange yeah shes somethin' else i love that little rock n' roller so much!, it could be bad for my health shes so god damn strange and i cant complain shes the kind that'll blow your mind, she keep a'.. she keep a' meltin' my brain shes so goddamn weird got me losin' my mind baddest and a' raddest little hoochie-coo that you could, that you could ever find.. shes a rock n' roll muse got me so confused she my, she my mystery baby shes a rock n' roll muse got me singin' the blues she got me, got me goin' crazy from her intense stairs to her i don't cares shes got room for me but no need for squares yeah she my, she my rock n' roll muse my my mystery baby..
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THEM THINGS MY BABY DO well i love my baby oh well i love her so i take her with me wherever i go that's my woman yeah that's my girl shes so pretty just like the rarest pearl you might love your baby to but she just don't do them things that my baby do that my baby do that my baby do that my baby do well i love my baby yeah shes so fine shes all woman and shes all mine you better back off buddy fore i give ya a shove cause im her daddy she only needs my love you might love your baby to but she just don't do them things that my baby do that my baby do that my baby do that my baby do you might love your baby to but she just don't do them things that my baby do that my baby do that my baby do that my baby do
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IT'S GETTING BAD It's getting bad mom and dad it's getting bad uncle joe take a look on out your window take a step on out your door there's people being handcuffed there's people being killed there's others seeking shelter while there's condos being built i wonder who will live there i wonder who it will be well i tell you somethin' friend it wont be you or me it's getting bad mom and dad it's getting bad auntie sue said what ever will become of us i said whatever will we do? they say the end is inching near they say it's coming soon there's a dead man on my sidewalk and there's nothing in my spoon its getting bad its getting bad its getting bad, bad, bad, its getting bad its getting bad mom and dad its getting bad uncle joe i see another broken family oh well well what do ya know? its all become so normal to struggle everyday to whip yourself and tell yourself that you deserve this kind of pain there's neighbors robbing neighbors there's women selling sex there's people lined up out the door to collect their welfare checks its getting bad mom and dad its getting bad auntie sue i said they'll always want to take from us i said no matter what we do they'll send our sons to war they'll send our daughters too to kill for america its all for me and you its getting bad its getting bad its getting bad, bad, bad, it's getting bad it's getting bad mom and dad it's getting bad uncle joe take a look on out your window take a step on out your door it's getting bad
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I AIN'T GOT NO RIGHTS we dont need no fuckin' cops boys and blue are a bunch of slobs we don't need no damn police spillin' our innocent blood in the streets we don't need no regulations despite your bullshit speculations and we don't need no fuckin' cops tpd can go fuck off! go head and read my rights i know im goin' in at the end of the night yeah whatever you say i ain't got no rights in the u.s.a i ain't got no rights in the u.s.a i ain't got no rights in the u.s.a i ain't got no rights in the u.s.a we don't need no fuckin' laws documents all full of flaws we don't need no white man's script systematically written to keep him rich we don't need no prison cells oppressive little boxes, little private hells and we dont need no fuckin' cops tpd can go fuck off! go head and read my rights i know im goin' in at the end of the night yeah whatever you say i ain't got no rights in the u.s.a i ain't got no rights in the u.s.a i ain't got no rights in the u.s.a i ain't got no rights in the u.s.a
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